Last night Patti Smith had an opening with Steven Sebring opened at the Robert Miller Gallery in Chelsea. Although we were meant to go, we really couldn’t drag ourselves out of bed and unfortunately missed it. The real story is this snap of Jessica Lange, Patti Smith has looked like hell for years. Everybody gets old we know, but it seems like it happened to Jessica overnight. We think plastic surgery should definitely be used judiciously but couldn’t Jessica at least slap on some makeup, a little botox…something? Give us a little effort Jessie!
Photo courtesy of PMC
Wicked was just named the musical of the decade by Entertainment Weekly. We actually were there opening night and witnessed the original cast with Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowith. If you are one of the ten people left in the world who hasn’t seen it, we highly recommend it. We checked it out about a year ago and were pleasantly surprised that it hasn’t lost any of its power and still resonates as much as it did opening night.
This chart illustrates the states in the United States that allow same sex marriage as well as a chart for states that allow marriages between first cousins. Do you not find this outrageous? States that allow marriage between first cousins out paces states that allow gay marriages 3 to 1. At least if two gay people marry they won’t have retarded children. Also notice how many southern states allow marriages between first cousins, very interesting, quite scary and explains a lot.
As if New Jersey has not suffered enough humiliation, now comes word that the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be back next year for another season. And in yet another sure sign of the coming apocalypse, comes word that these dumbasses are actually making money to go out and do what they usually do for free-party. You can get the whole cast to appear at your club for $30,000. Individually Pauly D, Mike the Situation and Snookie pocket $7500 per appearance. Ronnie and Sammy are quite the bargain at $3,000 for them to show up together. Is extra if you want Ronnie to cry.
and we are not talking about golf…just when you think there can’t be possibly any more dirt, another tiger mistress, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo-just by the name alone you can tell she’s classy, claims that Tiger had both group sex and one on one encounters with men! We’re not sure whether we believe this, although if he is a sex addict it would not be completely improbable. Loredana is shopping a book deal to spill all. stay tuned…..
Tumi Holiday 2009 by Ron Reeves at Artwing. Stay tuned for Tumi’s latest campaign coming soon!