Taylor Lautner-Serious Actor
Supposedly Taylor Lautner is sick of people paying attention to him for his physique and wants to never take his shirt off again for a movie. Because when you cast Taylor Lautner you are definitely looking for emotional range. We are sorry Taylor, we saw you at the Highline Benefit this year. What nobody knows, and you should be thankful they’re focusing on your chest, is that you are a midget. We were shocked when we found ourselves looking down and actually crouching when we were introduced to you like we do when we meet children. We swear if you break 5 feet tall, you are lucky. So our advice-keep your mouth shut and your shirt off. Is better for all concerned.